Neural Faeries - Calamine 71 (1992)

 

The follow-up to their 1990 debut 'Colossus' and released a full 27 months before they found fame aboard the Britpop bandwagon with 'Trilobite', these eight tracks showcase the Halifax fourpiece at their most credible and least talented.

If you don't own this album, you're a complete fucking idiot.

If you do own it, you're an even bigger complete fucking idiot.

But if you don't own it, you're a complete fucking idiot.


Discographicalz

  • Colossus (1990)
  • Playing Shit (Live, Bootleg, 1991)
  • Calamine 71 (1992)
  • Trilobite (1995)
  • Bring the Canard (1997)
  • What we did was what we done (Compilation, 1998)
  • Trilobite 2000.3b (2003)
  • The Flaccid Harmonicans fuck off (Compilation/live/rarities, 2004)

 


 

 

 

 

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