The Cocks - Disparaging Stanley (2004)

The Cocks - Disparaging Stanley


If you're aged anywhere between 36-and-three-quarters and 37, the chances of you not having this album in your collection are practically nil. In 2004 it was possible to form a band without instruments, without words, without music. Even without band members. All you needed was a name, and that name had to be a single syllable plural, preceded by 'The'.

This formula guaranteed success on both sides of the Atlantic and even beneath it, and so it was for The Cocks whose only studio album lasts a mere 27 mindblowing minutes, though this was only slightly shorter than the duration of their career which saw an acrimonious split before the record was even released.

Brothers Gary and Owen Frottage later had modest success in Scandinavia with their new outfit, 'The Dicks'.

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